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Erotic Memoirs of a Middlesex Escort
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A crush that is hard to resist
5th February 2013
By the time Genevieve got home Desmond had already left. I had been surprised that he hadn’t come on to me in her absence, in fact there was a part of me that hoped he would and I fantasised about my friend returning to find me in bed with her ‘boyfriend’. That word sounds so wrong when you apply it to a guy in his fifties who slept with a string of women, especially when you knew what we knew about his sexual practices.
There had been one question I had forgotten to ask Desmond and with G back I took...
Sublime pleasure of a woman's company
4th February 2013
I watched Kirsty with a mixture of emotions and intentions. I was inexperienced with men, what few dates I had been on were chaste affairs due to my long held belief that I should keep myself for Mr Right. But the night before I had been the focal point of a bizarre sex ceremony involving my friend Genevieve, a rich tycoon called Desmond a mysterious man that we knew only as ‘the master’. It was like I had grown up overnight and suddenly realised that I had been denying myself some of the most exquisite feelings, the ultimate pleasurable experiences...
How to seduce an intelligent woman
31st January 2013
I didn’t much like Rod, he was too loud, too in your face, too aggressive for me but his attitude was a turn on for some women. I couldn’t deny that he was physically impressive; spending hours every day in the gym had toned his body to near perfection. He was also supremely confident when it came to chatting up women though he wasn’t that successful if the girl in question had half a brain, his Neanderthal, clichéd one liners falling on deaf ears. I’ve always thought than an intelligent woman likes to be complimented on her intellect first and...
A sexy ceremony begins
29th January 2013
We opened the internal door and I was stunned by what lay beyond. It was like a movie set, all dark stone walls and lit torches, a circular staircase that led down seemingly into the pits of the earth. I guess the setting was eminently suitable for the ceremony but it was far from what I was used to on a normal date. It was though, whatever why I looked at it, sexually exciting. I began to feel like my life wasn’t my own, that I could no longer make my own choices, my own decisions. I wondered what Genevieve...
The incorrigible Genevieve - Good Girl continued
24th January 2013
“Genevieve you are incorrigible! A very naughty girl. You should be spanked!” Even as I spoke I laughed, my joke relieving the tension.
“That’s ok, Desmond has promised to do that later!” At this we both guffawed, snorting like animals. In the background I could see Desmond, a leering smile on his face. He knew that he had won; it was only a matter of time before the two of us would submit to his designs. I also saw Rod, a sinister, dark look crossing his chiselled face, his muscled body tense, and anger evident in his stance.
I walked back to...
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A taste of the good life
21st January 2013
I was surprised that Genevieve so readily agreed to accompany me on the ‘date’ with Desmond. I had told her all about him, about the secret society that believed in complete sexual surrender as the medium for achieving the ultimate state of spiritual peace. To me it all sounded nonsense, like an excuse to indulge in the most outrageous of sexual practices with young, willing virginal disciples. I had been firm in my convictions, my inner vow to only give myself to the right man, a soul mate, a life partner and yet here I was with a man who...
Desirable, delectable, dream girls
15th January 2013
The internet is great isn’t it? It’s strange to think back to its infancy when you had to use a modem and could only get speeds of 14k! Nowadays you can watch tv whilst typing a letter and reading a website, all at the same time. The explosion of sites and the concurrent expansion of functionality surely means that it won’t be long before it is your broadband connection and your computer that is the central communication hub in your home. And don’t get me started on the possibilities for 3D pictures and beyond!
Just think how awful it used to...
We all love CBB - Cute, busty babes!
4th January 2013
I always look forward to watching Celebrity Big Brother. I enjoy seeing the famous and not so famous prostrate and humiliate themselves in the hope that they can re-launch a career. I’m sure that when they agree to go on they think that they can handle the pressure of twenty four seven cameras but once inside and subjected to the forced companionship of the likes of a Keith Chegwin, well it can only end in tears! As many carers have been buried as revived on this show I would think. To be fair I also watch because of the usual...
Bring on the mistletoe! Merry Christmas one and all.
19th December 2012
Ho, ho, ho! The streets are swamped with sexy Santas this year, a whole bunch of naughty girls having bought a costume from Ann Summers. I for one certainly prefer them to the fat bearded bloke who sneaks into your house on Christmas Eve and drinks your whiskey, not to mention sneaking a kiss from your missus! Well, at Middlesex Escorts we may not have any sexy Santas – though it doesn’t hurt to ask! – but we do have sexy senoritas, saucy sirens and sublime stunners! Make this the Christmas you will always remember by booking one – or...
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European Girls to Die For
5th December 2012
Like it or loathe it the Eurovision Song Contest is an international treasure. Not only does it nurture the greatest in pop talent but it also plays an important part in securing the long term goal of world peace. Or maybe it doesn’t. But one thing it definitely does is provide first rate entertainment of the cheesy variety especially now that old codger Terry Wogan has been replaced with chatterbox Graham Norton. The cheeky put downs, acerbic one liners, shocking innuendos all combine to raise a smile and a splutter. But if I’m totally honest I usually watch it for...
Hot girls for cold times
5th November 2012
Winter is officially here and I have seen the copious snow to well and truly prove it. It’s that time of year when you wake to a frost covered landscape and a car that refuses to start. You curse at your neighbour because they have one of those aerosols that clear a windscreen in seconds and you are trying to scrape off the ice with an old plastic tool. Then it takes you an hour longer to get to work and when you do arrive the heating system is still set to the summer months and you have to argue...
For Your Eyes Only
29th October 2012
If you asked the average guy which did he prefer in the Bond movies, the cars or the girls, then he would be hard pressed to come to a decision! Ursula Andress or the Aston Martin DB5? Lotus Esprit Turbo or Halle Berry? Citroen 2CV or Britt Ekland? Ok, perhaps that last one is a no brainer but really, it’s a hard decision right? I suppose saying ‘both’ is out of the question?
In the latest Bond movie the DB5 gets another run out. The car first appeared in Dr No which was released in nineteen sixty two and if anything...
Model escorts waiting for your call
22nd October 2012
I’ve had a thing for Abbey Clancy ever since she first came to the fore on an early series of Britain’s next top model. There was an episode where the girls had to dress up in eighteenth century dresses, complete with bustieres and I swear that I have never been so mesmerised by a heaving bosom. Well, that was until I saw the photographs of sexy Alicia in the escort gallery here at Middlesex Visiting Escort Services! The twenty four year old Spanish blonde beauty certainly caught my eye in her skimpy outfits, especially the one where she is wearing...
The right kind of engagement
10th October 2012
I can’t say I have the hots for Jennifer Aniston these days though back in the day during her Friends hay day or when she was giving Ben Stiller a good time in Along Came Polly I would have been round her place as fast as a speeding bullet, but I am pleased that the terminally unlucky in love actress has at last bagged a fella who is prepared to say ‘I do’. Ms Aniston has frightened off plenty of potential suitors by her public pronouncements such as ‘I want to have children’ – a passion killer if ever there...
Love Honey reveals All
25th September 2012
It’s hard to ignore the fact that many men, whilst committed and faithful to their present partner, will often fantasise about sex with a different woman. Everywhere you go you are confronted by beautiful girls in sexy outfits, especially in summer. The weather in the UK this year has served as a counter aphrodisiac but generally when the sun is out so are the tight denim cut offs and the crop tops, at least in my imagination.
But the fact that a guy is looking doesn’t mean he is cheating. The grass isn’t always greener right? Well, no, actually because a...
A bite out of the apple
17th September 2012
The new iPhone is almost with us and everyone I know is going mad, desperate to be amongst the first to get their hands on the gadget. Everyone except me that is. I used to be a big fan of Apple and in fact I do have an old Apple computer and an iPod. But I have fallen out of love with the brand since it became the kind of corporate giant that it used to once shun. If camouflage is the new black then Apple are the new Microsoft as far as I am concerned.
Listen to this sorry tale....
The sexiest women of all time
4th September 2012
A friend asked me the other day "if you could have the power to make love to any women who has ever lived, in their heyday, who would you choose. Pick five!" Now this is a really tricky thing to do, just think how many incredibly sexy women that have walked the earth. Of course with some such as Cleopatra one has to rely on contemporary accounts and because she was a powerful queen she probably got a more than favourable press. More recently there are beauties such as Napolean's Jospehine or Nelson's Emma Hamilton, who looks such a sexy...
Girls that Garth would love
3rd September 2012
Is there another character in cartoon world who gets as much female company as Garth? The well-muscled hunk seems to be fighting them off every other day and the fact that they are invariably naked all adds to the spice! He is a lucky so and so, though I guess he isn’t real so I shouldn’t get too jealous. Frank Bellamy and Martin Baines who produce the strip for the Daily Mirror must have loads of fun thinking up storylines where a woman has to get naked and fast! In today’s episode the lady of the house is naked in...
Jane... Bare
20th July 2012
Erotic fiction is suddenly big business with a boom in what is being called ‘mummy porn’. There are a number of theories as to why this is happening but if you ask me it’s just because in this day and age it is acceptable to reveal that you enjoy a little midnight titillation when lying in bed. In the past you probably had to keep your saucy reading habits to yourself for fear of the petit-bourgeois mind police giving you a hard time. I’ve always thought it is the people who are not getting any who are running things and...
It only takes forty three weeks to look this good!
18th July 2012
You often hear people talking about ‘natural beauty’ and it must be great to be one of those girls who can just wake up in a morning, run a brush a couple of times through your hair, pull on some clobber and go out and face the world – naked! I’m not one of them and whilst I prefer a subtle application of slap during the day I have to admit that I go the whole hog when I go out on the town. You can look so washed out under the disco lights that I like to have a...
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Sexy material girl causes a stir
16th July 2012
Madonna has been causing quite a stir on her latest tour as usual, this time getting under the skin of the right wing French National Front by performing in front of a picture of the party’s female leader, Marine le Pen adorned by a giant swastika. I don’t normally cover political stuff in this thrice weekly blog but it’s such an interesting story that I really thought I should cover it. You see being a little bit cynical when it comes to the middle aged American singer I have to say that I wondered if the stunt was all about...
Bikini clad beauties
14th July 2012
Sexy X Factor judge Tulisa Constavlos is certainly making light of her recent court appearance when she choose to holiday in Ibiza and sun bathe in full view of the world’s paparazzi! The gorgeous girl clearly likes cameras though not when they are recording an intimate act on her boyfriend who later tried to sell the sexy clip online! Tulisa rightly won her case banning the release of the video and also securing an apology from her ex-lover.
To get over the stress of giving evidence the hot N-Dubz star has taken a sunshine break, staying in a luxury villa on...
Life's a beach for a sexy girl
11th July 2012
When you see a sexy girl on the beach and she is wearing a bikini where there is a kind of skirt around the top of the bikini bottoms you know that she is conscious of her hips and has chosen the garment to give a little extra coverage to a troublesome area. In an age where everyone is so hyper critical and we girls are constantly bombarded by images of ‘perfect’ women who are in reality six foot two skinny amazons nobody can blame a sexy woman for trying to make the best of what she has got, even...
Super stylish and sexy girls waiting for your call
5th July 2012
Looking good doesn’t come cheap but as it is very important to me that I am stylish and always at my best I am willing to spend what it takes to be on trend and as sexy as I can be. Of course as your average girl next door I am not averse to a bit of shopping and where shoes are concerned I find it impossible to pass by my favourite shop without at least purchasing one more pair of stiletto heels! You should see my wardrobe as it is chock full of shoes of all descriptions.
It still came...
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European escort from Russia with love
3rd July 2012
There’s nothing better than spending time with one - or two! – beautiful women in the comfort of your own home or perhaps in a luxury suite at a country hotel in Middlesex or at a fashion show in Paris! Ex James Bond actor Pierce Brosnan is today pictured sandwiched between two very sexy girls as he enjoys an eyeful of the hot models on the catwalk of a fashion show during Paris fashion week. To his right is the American Asian actress Bingbing Fan, a petite package with everything that a man needs to keep him warm at night....
A Rose by any other name...
30th June 2012
In the play sixteenth century Romeo and Juliet William Shakespeare wrote that a rose by any other name would smell as sweet and whilst it is true that a moniker does not alter the reality of any particular thing it is also the case that it does affect the perception of that thing. Take John Wayne for instance. Would he have been as successful as the tough movie star in so many Westerns if he had used his real name, Marion Robert Morrison? Would Elton John have been as successful a singer and performer if he had used his real...
When Harry met Sally, a sexy Middlesex escort
28th June 2012
You may have read the sad news this morning that Nora Ephron has died. The screen writer is probably best known for her nineteen eighty nine comedy ‘When Harry Met Sally”, a study of male/female relationships and infamous for the fake orgasm scene. How many girls haven’t imitated Meg Ryan, in the seclusion of their own bedrooms, and attempted to emulate the fake intense orgasm that the character performs in order to convince Harry that any woman could be faking an orgasm and he wouldn’t even know. Harry is mortified as he truly believes that he would know the difference...
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Busty model escort's fantasy worlds
25th June 2012
I don’t know what guys see in the busty model Katie Price, formerly known as Jordan, myself but then perhaps I’m a little bit envious of her success. Not as a glamour model before you jump to conclusions, but as an author. Here I am writing these blogs, the frustrated author trapped inside of me and there she is selling millions of copies of her many autobiographies and novels and topping the bestseller lists!
What has really got my goat is reading at the weekend that she doesn’t actually write her own novels or even her own autobiography. Ok, before you...
Sexy escorts have you spinning around
22nd June 2012
The diminutive Aussie pop princess who inspired a generation of girls to wear gold hot pants has announced that she will probably never get married. Actually, perhaps ‘princess’ is the wrong descriptor to use in this case as there is usually a prince charming to go with it! Although she has been with her current boyfriend, the Spanish hunk Andres Valencos – don’t you just love that exotic and sexy sounding name girls? And aren’t my male readers cringing just a little bit and thinking Kylie you would be far better off with an Englishman! – for over three years...
Stylish and sexy, the hot girls at Middlesex escorts
20th June 2012
The row over Kate Moss’s comments about the way that married women dress continues to rumble on. Hitched females all over the country were furious when Kate dared to suggest that once a woman was wed she would dress in a frumpy and unfashionable, safe, boring and predictable way. To illustrate the point there is a full page fashion article in the Daily Mirror today showing various celebrities pre and post marriage but in my humble opinion it’s contrived tosh and the fashion editor, Amber Morales, should know better than to insult our intelligence with such nonsense.
For starters let’s consider...
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