Erotic Memoirs of a Middlesex Escort
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Adorable, amenable, amazing!
29th August 2013
Isn’t it amazing that the most wonderful thing in life is only a simple phone call away? If I was asked to list those things that make me happiest I would no doubt describe a stroll along a moonlit beach, the gentle waves lapping at a sandy shore. Or I may say a quiet meal in a romantic restaurant, light dancing in the shadows from the flickering of candle light. Or perhaps I would wax lyrical on the joys of five star hotels with waiter service, lavish swimming pools, chandeliers and ornate fixtures and fittings. But of course the one...
How to meet and seduce beautiful women - a guide for men
28th August 2013
All red blooded males with sex on their mind would love to know the secrets of seduction. Is there a cast iron way to get that gorgeous girl naked and into your bed, and once you have her there is there a way to make the sex as hot as the core of an active volcano? Many websites claim to know the answer and want to entice the unwary into parting with hard earned cash before the secrets are revealed but here at Middlesex Escorts we are more than happy to share the results of our painstaking, self-sacrificing research into...
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Deeply in love
23rd August 2013
Older readers will no doubt remember the furore caused by the soft porn movie Deep Throat way back in the seventies. The erotic film made a star of Linda Lovelace and millions for its producers. Made on a shoestring it went on to become the biggest grossest erotic film of all time.
Now, thirty years after its cinema release, a ‘biopic’ of Lovelace starring Amanda Seyfried (best known for her roles in Les Miserables and Red Riding Hood) is on general release and once again has the critics in a spin. Some see it as a revealing portrait of the seventies...
Beautiful in the buff
9th August 2013
Naturism isn’t something I have seriously contemplated but seeing Lady Gaga in the buff in a New York park has changed my mind, a little. She looks so liberated, dressed only in a pair of Wellington boots and doing some invigorating early morning exercise. If only the beautiful girls of Middlesex Escorts were of the same disposition, the county’s parks would become a mecca for bird watchers.
To be fair to Gaga, her actions aren’t as loopy as they may at first appear. She is actually appearing a in a video directed by a pal to help promote the Abramovic method....
When she wants to be in control...
1st August 2013
The best way to find out what turns a woman off is to ask her. But then that would probably be a turn off in itself! Instead let me provide a rundown of the top ten turn offs as discovered by the chaps over at Ask Men.
The first one is rather obvious. If you are taking a woman out on a first date then she will be assuming a romantic meal for two, a candle lit dinner where you can gaze lovingly into each other’s eyes and whisper sweet nothings. She will not be expecting a Big mac and fries,...
Glamorous, gorgeous and ever so giving
30th July 2013
Walking through a shopping mall on Saturday my attention was drawn to a row of naked mannequins (can one write ‘naked’ when referring to a mannequin and not come across as having some kind of issue?) and in particular the body shape that had been sculpted on to these life-size dolls. I suppose the easiest way to describe them is that they were Barbie like, with pert breasts that seemed oversized when compared to the extremely slim waist and the long and slender legs.
When clothed I understand the reasoning as most of the garments currently in fashion have an emphasis...
The power is in your hands
26th July 2013
If you had the power to create your perfect woman what would she be like? Immediately visions of a Dr Frankenstein come to mind, piecing together the chosen parts. Marilyn Monroe’s eyes, Angelina’s lips, Scarlett’s body and Kim’s sex appeal. Actually that doesn’t sound all bad. But seriously if you could conjure the woman of your dreams would it be all about her physical appearance or would there be other elements in the mix?
For example would you want her to be kind, sweet and innocent? Or would you want her to be an insatiable minx, constantly dragging you into the...
Party loving Pixie
23rd July 2013
Over at Surrey Escorts we started a blog about how to be successful in your pursuit of a perfect, pretty, petite and pert party loving pixie and here at Middlesex Escorts we continue on the same theme.
Whilst we advised always being yourself if you want to secure a date with a girl you meet in a club there are exceptions. One associate of mine swears by telling girls that he is a fireman. If you don’t believe me check out the new dating site for men and women who are looking for a lover in uniform. He says he has...
Oozing Sex Appeal
16th July 2013
How often have you heard someone say that a girl just ‘oozes sex appeal’? What do we mean by sex appeal and is it possible for a girl to cultivate it? Or is it something that you don’t acquire but just naturally have? I would argue that it is as natural as day and night and that if you haven’t got it you will never have it. But according to some studies a girl can actually behave in a way that gives her sex appeal. Here is how to develop allure according to one leading website.
First of all to have...
Experience true pleasure
12th July 2013
Watching two flesh and blood people make love right before your eyes is a million miles away from watching a couple have sex on a website, even if that site is one of the more explicit ones. There is electricity in the air and a naughty feeling of being a voyeur. The hairs were standing up on the back of my neck and I felt a sexy sensation in the pit of my stomach. I also felt a strange type of guilt but I couldn’t avert my eyes from the erotic action.
Lena had been astride Stevo, his muscled torso rippling...
Sexiness Personified
9th July 2013
Is there such a thing as an instant turn on? In my case I would have to say a resounding yes. I mean, just look at some of the super-hot photographs of super-hot escorts on this site and tell me that there isn’t an instant attraction? These girls are stunning and with such vivacious personalities, allied to a sexy confidence the Middlesex Escorts are the epitome of sexiness personified.
But ravishing escorts aside, what other instant turn-ons are there? In a recent article, the chaps at Ask men listed ten things that they claimed would arouse just about any man –...
A younger lover
8th July 2013
The journey to the restaurant had been about as sexy as a journey could be without any intimate contact. It had all been about anticipation, expectation, small and erotic moments of sensual joy. I was literally tingling, my whole body in thrall to the seductive charms of Richard. I kept telling myself that this was real life, not some soft porn novella by a hack writer but I couldn’t help it, I was consumed by desire and willing to do anything that Richard wanted me to do.
Sitting at our table I tried in vain to make eye contact with my...
A night of passion
1st July 2013
The next day I tried not to make eye contact with Madame Lafontaine, though I could feel her eyes upon me. No doubt she was satisfied at a job well done and it was probably a challenge for her not to just out and out ask me if I had enjoyed my first Sapphic encounter and my very first internal orgasm.
Merika for her part was nowhere to be seen. I wasn’t sure whether she was as self-conscious about our night of passion as I was or if she just had to be somewhere else. Whatever the reason I felt a...
Joys of an open minded woman
20th June 2013
Susan was open minded, and then some. I had expected fireworks when she walked in on me and her husband during the act of congress but not of the kind that resulted. Instead of being annoyed and throwing things about she had smiled in a suggestive way and then calmly undressed and joined us in the bed. I’m not so naïve as to think that this was all spontaneous. I now realised that the reason she visited her husband at the office was to check out the interns and to walk in on them when they were pleasuring James. It...
Much sought after and for good reason
13th June 2013
I was one of the established girls at the escort agency now and I was very popular with the clients. I had perfected my sexy secretary look and often it was the first thing a date would ask me about. Word of mouth combined with my hot photographs on the web site made me a very busy girl. The only thing was that I was becoming a little confused and struggled to separate my work as a visiting escort from my part time temp work during the day. You can imagine what it does to your head to dress exactly...
Yearning for a good time
11th June 2013
Hermione was hot and she didn’t take no for an answer. I had only just met her yet within minutes she had propositioned me. It was hard to resist her advances, she may have been diminutive in stature but she was big on looks and sex appeal, her petite and toned body gloriously showcased in her tight fitting business suit, her shirt open just enough at the collar to give a glimpse of the treasures beneath.
It had been two years since my last lesbian encounter, with my French teacher Jennifer when I was an eighteen year old innocent. In the...
Posing for the camera
6th June 2013
It had been quite an eventful day, what with my sexy escapades across the boss’s desk. I was now getting ready for my date with Jessica, an English escort every bit the girl next door type. She had long brown hair and brown eyes, long and slim legs and a full mouth which I found exquisitely alluring. She was twenty two, though she looked younger and she left very little to the imagination in her escort gallery pictures – there were two shots of her in a stunning gold bikini and three of her in satin and lace lingerie. She...
A hard act to follow
4th June 2013
Having enjoyed an experience that would stay with me for some time I was a little better educated in the world of being an escort but I wanted to meet more girls to better learn how I could be an escort par excellence. I knew it wasn’t enough to be beautiful, there are lots of beautiful girls in the world but not all of them have the confidence or allure required to be the perfect companion. We have all known lovely young women who are shy in the company of men and find it difficult to engage in even the...
Looking good in a figure hugging dress
25th May 2013
When the stunning escort beauty arrived at my door I felt a surge of excitement, an electric current coursing through my veins and a tingle down my spine. The anticipation itself had been delicious but even that could not compare with the fabulous satisfaction of having the gorgeous girl within arm’s length. She was dressed to the nines, her figure hugging little black dress emphasising her slim curves and enhancing her nubile bust. Her long dark hair cascaded over her delicate shoulders and framed her perfect, pretty, elfin face. Her eyes sparkled, like shimmering sunlight on a deep blue pool...
Discover a better way of life
19th May 2013
Speed dating is more like slow torture. I tried it once and have to say that I will never try it again. For starters you have to declare your age and then meet other people from within that category. This is all well and good if you want to be with a woman who is of your age group but not so good if you prefer a younger or even older woman. If I’m honest I have a fancy for sexy, adventurous girls with a real zest for life, I abhor soap operas and small talk and I want to...
A taste for the exotic
15th May 2013