Middlesex Escorts
middlesex Visiting Escorts



Erotic Memoirs of a Middlesex Escort

Displaying 1-30 out of 140 displayed.

  • A penchant for pretty and petite lovelies?

  • 9th November 2014

  • Having spent all week exercising the little grey cells in search of vocabulary that can adequately describe hot and exciting women for a book on desire I have reached the letter ‘p’, as in I will have a p please Bob! This letter lends itself perfectly to my task as it gives access to such descriptive and powerful words as ‘passionate’, ‘plentiful’, ‘petite’, ‘pretty’ and ‘pert’.

    Is there anything better than a truly passionate woman when it comes to arousing a man’s innermost desires? A woman who has a passion for life, is passionate during intimate moments and who can light...

  • A penchant for pretty and petite lovelies? continues here

  • Man cannot live by bread alone...

  • 19th October 2014

  • There are certain things in life that we consider to be essentials, like food, drink, a place to sleep and shelter over our heads. Depending on where you are born you might need to add ‘heat’ to that list. Apart from those staples everything else can be considered a luxury. But of course it is not as simple as all that. As someone much clever than I once wrote, ‘man cannot live by bread alone’. And even if the food is a gastronomic miracle, the bed a divine creation or the drink intoxicating there still needs to be something beyond...

  • Man cannot live by bread alone... continues here

  • Live in the moment

  • 28th September 2014

  • There is a Latin phrase ‘Carpe Diem’ that you may have heard uttered by motivational speakers, bosses, sportspeople and the like. It means ‘seize the day’ and latterly came to fame and prominence in a film starring Robin Williams, Dead Poets Society. Basically it means do not put off tomorrow what you could do today, be extraordinary, take control of your own destiny, make the most of your talents. For me it also means, book a Middlesex Escort! I mean, why saunter through life accepting second best? Having been in a few ‘steady’ relationships in my time I came to...

  • Live in the moment continues here

  • Now he knows what he wasmissing...

  • 8th September 2014

  • They say that we covet what we see every day but when it comes to men that hasn’t been my experience. I mean, I have been going to my local pub in central Middlesex regularly for an early evening drink on a Friday for ages and I’ve never been of a mind to seduce any of the regulars, though to be fair they are all married men (though that hasn’t stopped me in the past!) I guess one of the things I like about being an escort at Middlesex Escorts is that I get to meet new people on a...

  • Now he knows what he wasmissing... continues here

  • So seductive..

  • 21st August 2014

  • The weather seems to be turning though it is not yet September. I will the summer months, especially the long days on the beach enjoying the many delightful views to be had and I don’t mean of the shoreline. The hot summer has brought out the hot girls, often wearing little more than some cut off shorts and a skimpy top. As someone who is a connoisseur of beautiful women - who wouldn’t be looking at the stunning model escorts at Middlesex Escorts and Bedfordshire Escorts – I am appreciative of nature’s helping hand when it comes to revealing...

  • So seductive.. continues here

  • Hot heroines and super girls

  • 19th July 2014

  • When you think of female superheroes you realise there aren’t all that many in the traditional world of the Marvel comic. I can only think of cat woman and bat girl off the top of my head. I don’t remember whether as a teenager I picked up on the subtle sex signals in these types of stories and in the drawings which depicted slim and busty girls in tight costumes, the like of which could be associated in our more knowing times with all manner of fetishes. Though I do now! But anyway it appears that the ranks of hot...

  • Hot heroines and super girls continues here

  • Get into her genes...

  • 12th July 2014

  • In the future everyone will be beautiful, everyone will be sexy, and everyone will be perfect in every way. It stands to reason. If a sexual partner is chosen based on the categories mentioned above, i.e. if you are physically attractive you are more likely to be sexually successful with another attractive person then evolution will inevitably lead us to a spot where everyone is able to enjoy the pleasures of the flesh with stunning women. Even if that is not the case scientific progress will instead lead us to perfection, will it not? It is only a matter of...

  • Get into her genes... continues here

  • A promise like no other

  • 21st June 2014

  • I’ve always been a party girl. I just love to have fun and there is no better fun in my opinion than meeting up with new and interesting guys and spending some quality time together. I don’t believe personally that just any girl can be an escort, not a good escort at least. I think that the best escorts are born and not made, girls who have something in their personality that makes them ideally suited to meeting up with new people and instantly putting them at their ease.

    I’m like that. I make friends easily. I’m a good listener. I...

  • A promise like no other continues here

  • The top five in every man's list

  • 9th June 2014

  • If you were asked to list your top five fantasies what would they be? There may be some amongst you who would write down a day at a race track or a parachute jump but I am guessing that for most of us the top five fantasies would all include sexy women!

    The problem with a fantasy is that it can be quite frustrating if there is no chance of it ever happening. Thinking about mine I have only been lucky enough to enjoy one of the scenarios. All of the others are tantalisingly close to fruition but still out of...

  • The top five in every man's list continues here

  • You can't get too much of a good thing!

  • 27th May 2014

  • Next bank holiday weekend make sure that you give Middlesex Escorts a call to secure your intimate companionship girlfriend experience. Judging by the weekend just been there is bound to be a lot of demand for stunning escorts next May Bank Holiday morning so get in early to secure your night of fun and frolics, teasing and pleasing, pleasure without half measures!

    Personally I like to have a really action packed time when I get an extra day off from work, making the most of those additional twenty four hours. And by ‘making the most of’ I mean of course spending...

  • You can't get too much of a good thing! continues here

  • Girls that catch the eye...

  • 5th May 2014

  • What is it about certain escorts that appeals whereas other, equally stunning girls just don’t do it for you? I was perusing a number of the stunning girls in the escort gallery and consciously thinking about which of their qualities was attractive to me. And then I realised that there is very little rhyme or reason to it if I consider it scientifically. What I mean is this. Just look at the first few busty escorts in the busty escort gallery. All of the girls are slim, young, nubile, toned, sexy and enticing. Physically there is little to set one...

  • Girls that catch the eye... continues here

  • A surfeit of sensual beauties

  • 6th April 2014

  • It looks like the good weather has arrived at last though I’m not counting the chickens just yet. I remember last April when we were hit by a second flurry of snow and bitterly cold weather. It wasn’t all bad mind because I used the cold snap as an excuse to book my favourite girl from Middlesex Escorts and let me tell you there is nothing like a hot escort to warm up the cockles as they say.

    I had a real log fire burning in the hearth, mood lighting, ambient music and a bottle of champagne. She had a body...

  • A surfeit of sensual beauties continues here

  • Look her up...

  • 6th April 2014

  • Thank god it’s Friday! After a tough week at work the weekend is ever so welcome. What do you have planned? For me it’s a night in the pub, a night on the town and a night with a stunning girl! I’m one of those people who likes to stick to a routine and on a Friday evening I go down to the local and have a couple of drinks with friends. The atmosphere is pretty good and sometimes there is a live band. You also get some really sexy girls dropping by as well, students from a nearby red...

  • Look her up... continues here

  • What is it you desire?

  • 16th March 2014

  • She is everything a man could ever desire. She is an attractive, outgoing, adventurous girl who is always up for some fun. From the top of her head to the tips of her toes she is the perfect woman, a fantasy come to life. Her soft fingers massage and knead your willing flesh. Her voice delights the ear. Your heart skips a beat when she whispers your name, the look in her eye enough to melt even the most jaded of hearts. Is it for real? Is this just some dream from which you will shortly awake in frustration and...

  • What is it you desire? continues here

  • A night to remember

  • 5th March 2014

  • When it comes to being lucky on a first date whoever said that music is the food of love was an idiot: food is the food of love. If you want to be sure of success on a first date eschew a night at the local pub watching some second rate live act and instead treat the object of your affections to a romantic candle lit dinner. I can count on one hand the number of times I have successfully seduced a sexy lady by taking her to the pub or the cinema. But I could regale you with countless...

  • A night to remember continues here

  • Silky smooth massages

  • 22nd February 2014

  • It was the best of times; it was the worst of times. So goes the opening lines of Charles Dickens ‘A Tale of Two Cities’ and I must say I get the point. How can things be so good and so bad at the same time? Well, let me tell you. I split up from a long-time girlfriend last week. Susan is blonde, beautiful, busty and well, just let me say uninhibited! I have never had such a good time in the bedroom, and out of the bedroom, and in the park and in the elevator at a nearby hotel...

  • Silky smooth massages continues here

  • A good time to play the field

  • 11th February 2014

  • If you are between girlfriends there are two times of the year when it really stings, Christmas and February 14th. At Christmas it is impossible to escape slushy and romantic songs with lyrics such as ‘last xmas I gave you my heart but the very next day you gave it away’. When you add to the mix the general feelings of bonhomie and the constant partying it can be quite a painful time for the single man or woman. Then of course there is Valentines and the endless advertisements for flowers, chocolates and of course dating sites! So, it can...

  • A good time to play the field continues here

  • No time to waste when there is fun to be had

  • 16th January 2014

  • Am I being pedantic when I say that I get irritated when I’m talking to a girl and hoping to learn something about her only to be greeted with inanities and ambiguity? I think the reason I enjoy being with an escort is that no one is pretending to be something they are not, there is no fear of putting your foot in it, the whole minefield of sexual politics is neither here nor there. Of course I mean all of that and the fact that the girls are exciting, hot, loving and oh so attractive. Sorry, I should explain....

  • No time to waste when there is fun to be had continues here

  • What she doesn't know is...

  • 31st December 2013

  • A word to the wise: be careful with your mobile phone tonight if you are enjoying a little bit on the side! I have just read an article about some research which has revealed that this is the time of year when more men get caught cheating than at any other. And behind this statistic is one simple thing: excess drink. It would appear that having downed a lager shandy or two a man is more likely to leave his mobile phone unattended. On said phone is damning evidence of flirting, compromising snaps and explicit sex texts! Now that is...

  • What she doesn't know is... continues here

  • Oh so pretty...

  • 17th December 2013

  • How much do I love being with an escort? Let me count the ways. For starters the girls at Middlesex and over at Surrey Escorts are stunningly attractive. These are beautiful girls with amazing bodies, sexy smiles and an unrivalled and beguiling sensual aura that promises so much. And then we come to personality. It is one thing to be pretty but as the immortal Sex Pistols once wrote you can be pretty and vacant at the same time. The hot girls at Middlesex and Surrey Escorts are bright, sparkling, radiant diamonds! They are friendly and fun loving and always...

  • Oh so pretty... continues here

  • She had all the attributes of the perfect woman

  • 12th December 2013

  • I often wonder how a woman learns to be seductive and alluring. I say ‘learns’ whilst acknowledging that in the case of physical beauty there is no learning process, it’s just a case of gene inheritance, a good diet and a strict exercise regimen. My contention is that sexual attractiveness is not confined to a simple case of mathematics with hips size a, waist size b and bust size c. I know plenty of women who have an hour glass figure and a pretty face but who lack that certain something that makes men go wild.

    Of course having an appealing...

  • She had all the attributes of the perfect woman continues here

  • A spontaneous loving act

  • 28th November 2013

  • A friend of mine has given up on dating ‘normal’ girls. He says that it’s too much like hard work what with the whole seduction thing and all of the sexual politics that comes with relationships these days. He says is fed up of feeling that he has to make all of the effort. He quoted his last girlfriend who was always on about how she liked a man who made her laugh. When she had uttered the inanity for the umpteenth time he told her a joke about a boy, a girl and handing back a key to the...

  • A spontaneous loving act continues here

  • A sexy beauty with bells on

  • 10th November 2013

  • We get ever so many complimentary messages about the online escort gallery. It’s no surprise really as we are proud to have some of the most beautiful, sexy and vivacious escorts in Middlesex associated with this agency. Of course there is always one person who has to go against the flow with one party pooper suggesting that the girls are revealing too much flesh in their photographs! Clearly the individual in question was looking for a different kind of agency because this one deals with gorgeous girls who provide a high quality escort service. A key component of that is...

  • A sexy beauty with bells on continues here

  • A rose in any other place...

  • 24th October 2013

  • I have always had a thing for a girl with a tattoo. There’s something naughty about a female who inks her fine form. I’m not talking about a small butterfly on an ankle or a bit of tribal art at the base of the spine, I’m talking about full on stuff, like the amazing tattoo that sexy Cheryl Cole has had done on her buttock. It’s so good of Cheryl to not only tell us about her inking but also to show us the design in glorious close up. As an aficionado of the female form I do appreciate a...

  • A rose in any other place... continues here

  • She has a naughty side

  • 14th October 2013

  • I notice there is a campaign to force Tesco to stop stocking “lad’s mags”. The slogan being used is ‘Sexism – Every Lad’s Mag Counts’ and it is presented using the Tesco branding style. What utter nonsense! One would think that each and every one of these publications is packed full from front to back with images of a semi-pornographic nature when in fact the depictions of women are quite tame in comparison to any top shelf magazine or indeed any triple X rated film subscription service. And the text that usually accompanies a photograph of a girl in sexy...

  • She has a naughty side continues here

  • An irresistible attraction to the opposite sex

  • 10th October 2013

  • It’s a sad state of affairs but there are many men in unhappy relationships who are just unable, for one reason or another, to leave their partner. It can be a sense of guilt or an aversion to hurting another’s feelings or even a lack of confidence. For some it can be a fear of being alone, especially if a relationship has been going for some time. Some couples end up more like brother and sister than red hot lovers and the comfort that comes from that sense of companionship can be a difficult thing to spurn.

    But what is a...

  • An irresistible attraction to the opposite sex continues here

  • Sexy abs are fab

  • 7th October 2013

  • Another week, another picture of X Factor judge Nicole Scherzinger in a bikini on a beach in the Caribbean. What a tough life she leads in between making people cry on the tv talent show! To be fair to the thirty year old she does look amazing, her toned stomach almost a match for my favourite girl here at Middlesex Escorts. Which girl is that? Well that would be telling but suffice to say she has long hair, an amazing figure and you can see her in red hot sexy lingerie in the escort gallery. Why not go and have...

  • Sexy abs are fab continues here

  • Full blown fun

  • 1st October 2013

  • The evening was fast becoming a full blown sexual extravaganza, with the girls outnumbering the guys by two to one and Millie stoking up the sexual tension with her impromptu strip tease. There was no way that I would be spending the night with Samantha, which had been the whole point of my coming along in the first place. And Millie was out of my league, at least I thought so.

    I had options of course; the first being to stay and see how the evening panned out though I had little hope of bedding Samantha given the way James was...

  • Full blown fun continues here

  • Learn what a woman wants and be the man of her dreams

  • 25th September 2013

  • Here was the dilemma: I had my freedom and could date any woman I wanted only I hadn’t been on the dating scene for what seemed like forever and I had absolutely no idea where to start. I had also let myself get a little out of shape and my wardrobe was far from stylish. I needed a complete make-over and a major part of that was a mental make-over, a total transformation from comfortable middle class businessman to fun loving, sexy and attractive party animal. If I was to get hot and horny girls interested in me then I...

  • Learn what a woman wants and be the man of her dreams continues here

  • Spontaneous fun

  • 23rd September 2013

  • Life can be so predictable and if like me you have watched erotic movies then you will understand the longing for some of the spontaneous sexual adventures as enjoyed by the actors on screen. The random sexual encounters are ridiculous of course but you somehow want to believe in them. The scene with a couple having sex and one of her girlfriends just happens to walk in and wants to get involved. The two singletons on an overnight flight that begin to flirt and then join the mile high club, her screams of passion rivalling the jet engines of the...

  • Spontaneous fun continues here


[1][2][3][4][5] next