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12th May 2012

At last the weather is picking up! It’s great to wake up on a Saturday morning and see the sun streaming in through the net curtains. Life isn’t quite that perfect however, I went on something of a bender last night and drunk far too much for my own good and so I have a splitting headache and little recollection of the night’s events. The last thing I remember was clambering up on to a table at the Anglers in Feltham. It’s a lively bar and there was some great live entertainment last night and what really made the evening was when a group of young guys pitched up in a narrow boat and moored up at the pub. They were rugby players from the nearby university and had rented the boat for an alternative kind of stag do. I seem to remember kissing the groom when he showed me around the tiny craft.

Those narrow boats certainly live up – or should I say down – to their name as they are only about six foot wide. The beds are hardly big enough for one person let alone two though we managed all right in the end. The other visiting escorts had plenty of fun at my expense when we got off the boat in full view of all the revellers in the beer garden. I just hope that the bride to be doesn’t hear about it or the wedding will probably be off!

I’m supposed to be meeting some friends at Ruislip Escorts later today. Do you know the town? It’s got some really pretty parts to it and I just love the kooky miniature railway! It’s great fun and I remember that a bunch of us from Middlesex visiting escort services went on it for a laugh once and you can imagine the looks we got from the locals and tourists alike as we played up to the attention that only a group of gorgeous girls can get, each of the busty escorts looking hot to trot but being on such a ride creating a really incongruous vision. To be fair the men were getting quite an eyeful – have you ever tried to sit in one of those things? They are tiny and when you are wearing a short skirt it is rather difficult to remain modest!

Ruislip also has a lido so I’ve told my busty escort sex goddesses to bring along a bathing suit. With any luck the day will live up to its early promise and we’ll be able to take a dip. Good weather always attracts the boys as well so who knows, some sexy fun may be on the agenda for the Middlesex escorts later today. If it is then you will of course hear all about it next time I update this blog!