Erotic Memoirs of a Middlesex Escort

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12th June 2012

I like to keep in shape and given that my popularity amongst my clients is partly if not completely down to my curves then I’m aware that being at my best is important. Of course there isn’t any real secret when it comes to weight loss and a toned bod, it’s simply a matter of eating reasonable portions of healthy food and exercising regularly. The problem with that magic formula is that the exercise bit can be real hard work, but as I wrote earlier as a sexy escort at Middlesex visiting escort services I owe it to myself and my adoring clients to look as good as I can.

Of course not every man finds a super skinny woman attractive, some guys like a more curvaceous women, often called a ‘real woman’ in the tabloid papers though I can’t profess to understand what that means because I think of myself as a real woman even though I am a healthy size six! But as you can see from the escort gallery there are skinny girls, average sized girls and more buxom busty escort beauties all waiting for your call so whatever shape of girl is your fantasy you will find her here.

I see in the papers today that there is a new ‘fad’ diet called ‘Six Weeks to Oh My God’. I’m always suspicious when the word ‘fad’ is used. It sounds like the product is just some kind of marketing gimmick. I reiterate the point I made earlier that exercise is hard work and like many women I have tried to find quick and easy alternatives to weight loss but even when they are successful in helping you shed the pounds they do not tone the muscles and that is a problem as far as I am concerned. As a hot visiting escort I like the fact that I am slim and toned, my body has a healthy glow about it and I have plenty of energy and vitality.

But back to the fad diet! A girl at Enfield escorts mentioned this morning that she is doing the OMG diet. Basically she skips breakfast, drinks loads of black coffee, takes cold baths, eats very little fruit and drinks coke rather than eat vegetables! Sounds like an absolute nightmare to me. For starters skipping breakfast would just mean I would end up snacking all day. Drinking fully leaded coke would pile on the pounds from the sugar and cold baths! Don’t get me started on that one – I’m a hot escort, not a cold one! I like to feel sexy when I’m going on a date and providing intimate companionship and a sensual massage, not a shrivelled and goose bumped bag of bones!