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25th June 2012

I don’t know what guys see in the busty model Katie Price, formerly known as Jordan, myself but then perhaps I’m a little bit envious of her success. Not as a glamour model before you jump to conclusions, but as an author. Here I am writing these blogs, the frustrated author trapped inside of me and there she is selling millions of copies of her many autobiographies and novels and topping the bestseller lists!

What has really got my goat is reading at the weekend that she doesn’t actually write her own novels or even her own autobiography. Ok, before you mention it, yes I have heard of ghost writers when it comes to the world of celebrity writing but I mean seriously, a ghost writer for your novels as well as the autobiography? I have to be a little careful what I say about the buxom Ms Price because to some of the sexy escorts at Middlesex escorts she is something of a heroine and a role model and as I wrote earlier I actually admire (ok, I wrote ‘envy’ but don’t split hairs) the girl and her early topless work was very sexy when she was, shall we say, more natural. It’s not that I am against having a boob job it’s just I think that you shouldn’t go past a size that suits your body. Go large by any means but don’t go ginormous!

The revelations about her lack of literary effort came in her own television series ‘Katie’. The voice over proclaims that ‘despite being one of the United Kingdom’s bestselling authors Katie is the first to admit she’s never actually written a book’. It was a laugh out loud, open mouthed moment for me but you have to admire the chutzpah in revealing this so openly. I know that everyone will have suspected as much but there is an endearing honesty about the on air revelation I think. Her publisher hammered the point home when he said “If Katie had to write the book herself I think we would have big problems.” Nuff said!

So, whilst I as a hot blonde escort can more than match the model in the looks department I cannot match her success with the written word, but there is some consolation in knowing that at least I can put pen to paper and write, even if I never have a bestselling paperback to my name! In the meantime I will continue to write this diary of a visiting escort and take some solace that I am sharing a few of my private thoughts with my loving readers. Who knows, perhaps I will turn this sexy escort blog into a Belle Du Jour type diary one day!